THE COL-COR TRANSITION

The College - Corporate Transition

Months in to the job and I have started to think have I changed?

Actually Life has changed

Days when we enjoyed all the weekdays at college and vowed to study at the weekends

Now have become days we work weekdays and vow to enjoy at weekends

The virtual hangout place GMAIL is replaced by OUTLOOK

Even the mails have changed from Dear all, Njoy the mail, Amazing ,Weird, Forward to all to PFA ( Please find attached) ,FYI (For your Information ) , OK, Thnx.

Even the Malls say that I spent more time at the formals section than the casual one.

Management Books have replaced fiction Books

The conversation has changed on chats from Hows life? to Hows Job? as if Job has become my life

Nights when we used to enjoy the Rock Garden Masti have changed now to tuning on to the Business Channel at night to see how your investments, stocks perform today.

But all these seem to be different when I look back home

The smile on mother’s face after receiving a saree from her son’s earned money.

The constant sense of satisfaction on father’s face with a feeling I have waited long for this day to see my son responsible .

To be transferred from the liabilities side to the assets side of family’s balance sheet.

To sense that I have become more responsible more concerned back home.

I would rather say

‘MY PARENTS WHO HAVE LIVED THEIR LIVES FOR ME,

I HAVE STARTED LIVING FOR THEM NOW’

MANAGE memories in a Different way...

The post shows my MANAGE memories from a different perspective.

My Extempore topic (Agri Loan Waiver -A populist  measure or relief to farmers) .This paper contains the points jotted by me for about a minute during that time.MY FIRST MANAGE MEMORY.

This was the chit which was picked by me during The MENTOR-MENTEE allocation in first year..
I was lucky to have Mudita ma'am as my mentor.

My Campus Recruitment Volunteer Badge.Support COM

MENTOR's Message to me at the end of  her   stay @  MANAGE..

   

My name during the MENTOR-MENTEE allocation.Unfortunately this chit was never picked  by anybody. But was lucky to have TARUN  as a pseudo mentee.

Thnx Tarun for the Greeting card.

Mumbai IV team would know the story behind this..

This chit was passed to me in class when there were rumours in the class about me getting a PPO and tore this to negate the fact which was untrue.

First Quiz-2 marks..thought that der was negative marking and got  2 out of  5 attempted. total 20 ques

 A perfect 17 in the next quiz ..out of 20

Thnx ... TARUN for the card..

10 Websites I Cannot Live Without

1. www.ted.com
A site having all the talks of famous people around the world.

2. www.flickr.com
A site for all photo sharing.

3.www.orkut.com
The first craze for social networking.

4.www.moneycontrol.com
My Finance dose.

5.www.twitter.com
A microblogging site.It gives a platform to follow our idols here.

6.www.google.com
All I can say it has been my best teacher in life

7.www.facebook.com
Again social Networking specially for statuses and flash games.

8.http://ajayshahblog.blogspot.com
My Blogging Dose for finance

9.www.youtube.com
For all the latest trailers of movies and all informative videos.

10.www.ndtv.com
For Live TV and news

पावसा पावसा कधी होशील रे पाऊस ?

मानसा मानसा कधी होशील रे मानूस
अशी कुणाची तरी कविता आहे. कुणाची तरी अशासाठी, की मला कवितेतलं ओ की ठो कळतनाही. कळलं, 
तरी लक्षात राहत नाही. मग कशाला डोक्याला ताप घ्या? कुणाची तरी असंम्हटलं, 
की सगळे प्रश्न मिटतात.

तर ते असो.
सांगण्याचा उद्देश हा, की सध्या पावसा पावसा कधी होशील रे पाऊस,
 असं म्हणायची वेळआलेय.

यंदा भरपूर पाऊस होणार...मान्सून आला...
102 टक्के सरासरी गाठणार..जूनची सरासरीओलांडली...खंडीभर बातम्या लिहून, 

वाचून आणि संपादित करून जूनच्या पहिल्यापंधरवड्यात भरपूर करमणूक झाली. या बातम्या वाचतानाच मनात शंकेची पाल चुकचुकतहोती.

 चोर-दरोडेखोर जसे पेपरमधल्या बंदोबस्ताच्या बातम्या वाचून सावध होतात ना,तसाच पाऊस झाला तर?
 पण स्वयंघोषित हवामानतज्ज्ञ सांगत होते, `गेल्या वर्षी दुष्काळहोता. म्हणजे यंदा पाऊस नक्की पडणार. 
अगदी सरासरी ओलांडणार...' मग आमची तोंडंगप्प झाली.

पण व्हायचं तेच झालं. गेले पंधरा दिवस पाऊस वाकुल्या दाखवतोय. पुण्यात, 
पुणे जिल्ह्यातजोरदार पाऊस पडून पाणी वगैरे भरल्याच्या बातम्या एखाद-दोन वेळाच वाचायला मिळाल्या.
त्यादेखील जूनच्या पहिल्या आठवड्यात. त्यातला निम्मा पाऊस तर मान्सूनचा नव्हताच...
ट्रेकला सुरुवात करायची म्हणून गेल्या रविवारी भातराशी ट्रेकला जाऊन आलो.पवनानगरच्या अगदी पावसाच्या पट्टयात. वाटलं, 

पावसात चिंब भिजता येईल. पण कसलंकाय नि कसलं काय...
औषधालाही पाऊस नव्हता. एकदा धुक्याचं दर्शन झालं, तेवढंच.
काल खडकवासल्याला गेलो होतो. तिथेही पाऊस भेटला नाहीच. 
साधे ढगसुद्धा सिंहगडाच्याटोकावरून खाली उतरायला तयार नव्हते.

गेल्या वर्षी पावसानं असंच कुथवलं होतं. जूनची पुण्यातली सरासरी ओलांडून गेली आणि मगपावसासारखा पाऊस काही पडलाच नाही. जुलै, आॅगस्टमध्ये थोडी भरपाई केली त्यानं, पणतेवढीच. 
गेल्या वर्षी पाच जुलैला ताम्हिणीत गेलो होतो. नेहमीपेक्षा जरा लवकरच. 
पुण्यातपावसाची फारशी लक्षणं नसल्यानं या ट्रिपविषयी जरा धाकधूकच मनात होती. 
पण जातानाचएका छोट्या धबधब्यानं उत्साह वाढवला. नंतर तर रस्त्यावर आम्ही धुक्यात हरवून गेलो
आणि ताम्हिणीत फार नाही, पण आनंद घेण्याएवढे धबधबे मिळाले.

यंदा एवढ्यात ताम्हिणीत जायचा विचार नाहीये, पण पावसाची प्रतीक्षा मात्र आहे.
ताम्हिणीसह माळशेजही करायचा बेत आहे. बघूया. आधी पाऊस तर पडू दे.!

ANSWER SHEET OF A SCHOOL STUDENT

THIS IS A MAIL I RECEIVED ON AN ANSWER SHEET OF A SCHOOL STUDENT...IT WORTH POSTING..

HENCE PROVED 1 rupee = 1paise

To Prove: 1Rs=1paisa

Sol:

1rupee=100paise

=10paise*10paise

=0.1rupee*0.1rupee

=0.01rupee

                           =1paisa

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HENCE PROVED 2 divided by 10 equals to 2 (2/10=2)

to prove : 2/10 =2  
Proof: 
2/10 can be written as  


=two/ten


=wo/en


assume a=1 b=2 c=3 .....y=25 z=26


then w= 23, o=15 and e=5 and n=14


then wo/en = 23+15 / 5+14  


=38/19


=2


HENCE PROVED 2/10 =2.....