पावसा पावसा कधी होशील रे पाऊस ?

मानसा मानसा कधी होशील रे मानूस
अशी कुणाची तरी कविता आहे. कुणाची तरी अशासाठी, की मला कवितेतलं ओ की ठो कळतनाही. कळलं, 
तरी लक्षात राहत नाही. मग कशाला डोक्याला ताप घ्या? कुणाची तरी असंम्हटलं, 
की सगळे प्रश्न मिटतात.

तर ते असो.
सांगण्याचा उद्देश हा, की सध्या पावसा पावसा कधी होशील रे पाऊस,
 असं म्हणायची वेळआलेय.

यंदा भरपूर पाऊस होणार...मान्सून आला...
102 टक्के सरासरी गाठणार..जूनची सरासरीओलांडली...खंडीभर बातम्या लिहून, 

वाचून आणि संपादित करून जूनच्या पहिल्यापंधरवड्यात भरपूर करमणूक झाली. या बातम्या वाचतानाच मनात शंकेची पाल चुकचुकतहोती.

 चोर-दरोडेखोर जसे पेपरमधल्या बंदोबस्ताच्या बातम्या वाचून सावध होतात ना,तसाच पाऊस झाला तर?
 पण स्वयंघोषित हवामानतज्ज्ञ सांगत होते, `गेल्या वर्षी दुष्काळहोता. म्हणजे यंदा पाऊस नक्की पडणार. 
अगदी सरासरी ओलांडणार...' मग आमची तोंडंगप्प झाली.

पण व्हायचं तेच झालं. गेले पंधरा दिवस पाऊस वाकुल्या दाखवतोय. पुण्यात, 
पुणे जिल्ह्यातजोरदार पाऊस पडून पाणी वगैरे भरल्याच्या बातम्या एखाद-दोन वेळाच वाचायला मिळाल्या.
त्यादेखील जूनच्या पहिल्या आठवड्यात. त्यातला निम्मा पाऊस तर मान्सूनचा नव्हताच...
ट्रेकला सुरुवात करायची म्हणून गेल्या रविवारी भातराशी ट्रेकला जाऊन आलो.पवनानगरच्या अगदी पावसाच्या पट्टयात. वाटलं, 

पावसात चिंब भिजता येईल. पण कसलंकाय नि कसलं काय...
औषधालाही पाऊस नव्हता. एकदा धुक्याचं दर्शन झालं, तेवढंच.
काल खडकवासल्याला गेलो होतो. तिथेही पाऊस भेटला नाहीच. 
साधे ढगसुद्धा सिंहगडाच्याटोकावरून खाली उतरायला तयार नव्हते.

गेल्या वर्षी पावसानं असंच कुथवलं होतं. जूनची पुण्यातली सरासरी ओलांडून गेली आणि मगपावसासारखा पाऊस काही पडलाच नाही. जुलै, आॅगस्टमध्ये थोडी भरपाई केली त्यानं, पणतेवढीच. 
गेल्या वर्षी पाच जुलैला ताम्हिणीत गेलो होतो. नेहमीपेक्षा जरा लवकरच. 
पुण्यातपावसाची फारशी लक्षणं नसल्यानं या ट्रिपविषयी जरा धाकधूकच मनात होती. 
पण जातानाचएका छोट्या धबधब्यानं उत्साह वाढवला. नंतर तर रस्त्यावर आम्ही धुक्यात हरवून गेलो
आणि ताम्हिणीत फार नाही, पण आनंद घेण्याएवढे धबधबे मिळाले.

यंदा एवढ्यात ताम्हिणीत जायचा विचार नाहीये, पण पावसाची प्रतीक्षा मात्र आहे.
ताम्हिणीसह माळशेजही करायचा बेत आहे. बघूया. आधी पाऊस तर पडू दे.!

ANSWER SHEET OF A SCHOOL STUDENT

THIS IS A MAIL I RECEIVED ON AN ANSWER SHEET OF A SCHOOL STUDENT...IT WORTH POSTING..

HENCE PROVED 1 rupee = 1paise

To Prove: 1Rs=1paisa

Sol:

1rupee=100paise

=10paise*10paise

=0.1rupee*0.1rupee

=0.01rupee

                           =1paisa

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HENCE PROVED 2 divided by 10 equals to 2 (2/10=2)

to prove : 2/10 =2  
Proof: 
2/10 can be written as  


=two/ten


=wo/en


assume a=1 b=2 c=3 .....y=25 z=26


then w= 23, o=15 and e=5 and n=14


then wo/en = 23+15 / 5+14  


=38/19


=2


HENCE PROVED 2/10 =2.....

THE POEM OF ” LA MANCHA”

Some poems go deep penetrating in our hearts;awakening us to think,rethink and to discover our goals.They help us to find the real meaning of life.They make us feel very confident,enthusiastic,brave.They provide a strong support for making tommorrow a better place.

One such lovely poem is with me.The poem was told by Shri.Vishwas Nangre patil (A senior police officer) during his speech at Shardanagar.One can know him better by his raid at Sinhagad near Pune on RAVE party and also one of the officers injured during the 26/11 attacks on TAJ hotel. Posting his photo as well.He is a source of inspiration for rural students and a perfect example that doing education in a city is not necessary to be with the fast running worldbut its your potential and ability that takes you to the Zenith.I have the AV of that speech.The Speech is very Inspirational to youth as well as learner of any age.

This poem is having a long lasting impact on my mind.It make me to think of my self,my mission,purpose of life,way towards infinity,And especially a journey Beyond the Horizons.And so I decided to share it with you.I hope you will enjoy reading this masterpiece.Waiting for your comments.

The Poem Of La Mancha
To dream the impossible dream,
To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear the unbearable sorrow,
To run where the brave dare not to go,
To love the pure and chest from a far,
To right the unforgivable wrong,
To try when your arms are too weary,
To reach that unreachable star,
This is my quest to follow that star,
No matter how place,no matter how far,
To fight for the right,without questions without pause
To be willing to march into hell for heavenly cause.

FULL FORM OF AGRICULTURE & some of my weird abbreviations

Posting some creations during my  UG B.Tech(Agricultural Engineering).
A- a                                                                  
G-greatly                                                
R-recognized                                                      
I-individual                                                           
C-caring &                                                  
U-unanimously
L-loving                                                                              
T-the                                                                    
U-ultimate                                                            
R-roots (trees) on                                                
E-earth..




B.- born
T- to
E- easily
C-conquer
H-hearts





E-ENTHUSIASTIC   
N-NOTABLE
G-GREAT
G-GUYS


...
Next time a girl says idiot or stupid  tell her these full forms
I- i
D- do 
I- ishq
O-only
T- tumse


S-SMART 
T-TALENTED
U-UNIQUE
P-PERSON
I-IN
D-DEMAND

the following ones read it somewhere
What is ABCDEFG ?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!!!!!!!


But what is GFEDCBA?
The opposite -> Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again...


post ur comments....

HENCE PROVED STUDY=FAIL

I just came across an equation which proves mathematically that STUDY=FAIL

Study = Don't Fail--------(1)

Don't Study = Fail--------(2)

 

Add (1) &(2)

Study + Don't Study = Don't Fail + Fail

Factorising the equation, 

Study(1+Don't) = Fail(1+Don't)

 

Study = Fail

 

hence proved when u study u fail then why study ??

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA

On the eve of republic day , all newspapers, news channels speakers talking about achieving higher growth

One of the fastest growing economies, best services be it in IT or telecom...

But what I think that apart from this a new image,culture is that attracts people to INDIA..

Indians are best known for their adjustments and JUGADS.

Displaying some pics that will truely support that..IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA>..

Best place to keep your Chappals safe ...Cricket-The GOD (SACHYA) resides here..

Worlds Largest Two-Wheeler Market...but still cannot cater the needs..

Rag Pickers also know where to keep money rather than CDS and  CDOs.....thats why least affected by recession

         cross functional team work at its best.

We keep the world at our feet in IT Services

greatest threat to these MNCs

best use of available resources

  

Grassroot customization to local needs................................................

Sorry could not resist myself from uploading this photo..sorry NIKE

I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN

I saw 3 idiots on 27th December and had a time of life that day. All memories of my boarding school and UG flashbacked my mind and heart ….One song touches my heart very much thats GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE GIVE ME SOME RAIN GIVE ANOTHER CHANCE I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN….
The film has broken all box office record and also revolutionized AAL IZZ WELL concept….
But I am missing my school days and really feel  I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN
I have been in boarding school since 1st standard and since then i have seen diff species,breeds,varieties of characters starting from the chaturs to the viruses

this is my hostel....

 this is inside the hostels........or the dorms of masti

place i have never seen inside ......the girls hostel..its a traditional palace...

Our  workplace ------the parliament of our school....academic building

 we had our GREAT WALL OF PUNE too

My fav place.....basketball court

 ma school from outside

26th jan 1997

basketball freaks

case study analysis...joking....

looking @ these i remember the nighouts,boycotts,hog,the nights before vacations,xams,excursions,sinhagad trekking,fights..........................missing alll

really i wanna grow up once again